Jeeves Alarm Clock

Be awakened each morning by that superlative Gentleman's Gentleman, Jeeves, as voiced by Stephen Fry.*

Let us seize the day and take it roughly from behind...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/aef3/?cpg=froogle

You can listen to sample sound clips at the site.

*Link courtesy of  a comment at Dork Tower.