Happy Birthday to you. May your batteries never die. May your hair look awesome on low humidity days, but REALLY rock on high humidity days. May every piece of clothing you try on make you look like the goddess you are. May your fanfic get a publisher. May Florida not have a hurricane for the next decade or more. May everything you touch turn our exactly the way you wish.

Feliz Cumpleanos (tilda over the n) a ti.